A haiku for every Canucks player at the All-Star Break
By Joshua Rey
The Forwards
The power play guy
Hasn’t done much at evens
Has put up nine points
Has 23 points
He should be producing more
Great at faceoffs though.
Goal droughts this season
Boeser’s shot isn’t the same
It’s a contract year
Garland spins and spins
Has gone quiet with the offence
Still a fun player
He’s been a let down
Petey needs the confidence
Don’t give up on him
Miller is quite good
The Canucks leader in points
Trade value is high
Hasn’t been a fit
Fine on evens, poor on kill
Only has two goals
Improved with Boudreau
Defensive game has improved
Shown good awareness
Hasn’t done a lot
Wasn’t supposed to make the team
But did anyway
He has missed some time
Brings energy to fourth line
Not a bad player
He works really hard
The offence has dried up though
The sophomore slump
Hasn’t been scoring
Helping in some other ways
Contract still isn’t good
Motte brings tons of speed
Between the legs goal was nice
Has some trade value
The Russian rookie
Is gradually improving
The points will come soon