A haiku for every Canucks player at the All-Star Break
The Vancouver Canucks have a week off for the All-Star Break after a 4-2 loss at the hands of the Nashville Predators. They ended their four-game road trip at .500. Vancouver sits with a 20-20-6 record at the break and are still seventh in the Pacific Division.
Thatcher Demko is the lone Canucks representative at the All-Star game in Las Vegas.
The All-Star break is basically the halfway point of the NHL season. The Canucks have had quite the campaign. After struggling in October and November, the Canucks cleaned house on December 5. Out were Jim Benning, John Weisbrod, Travis Green and Nolan Baumgartner. In came in Bruce Boudreau and Scott Walker.
The Canucks went on a seven-game winning streak under Boudreau in December before falling back to reality in January. According to a model from The Athletic’s Dom Luszczyszyn, Vancouver’s playoff odds sit at 9%. So you’re telling me there’s a chance.
The Canucks also sit four points behind the Calgary Flames for the final wild card spot.
Since we are at the halfway point of the season, writers like to give out letter grades for each player. I was leaning on that idea but The Province has already done that (I found out while I was a quarter of way writing that.) so I decided to get creative.
Instead of player grades, I decided to write haikus summing up every Canuck’s season at the halfway point. In case you don’t know what a haiku is, it is a Japanese poem consisting of seventeen syllables. It consists of three lines. The first line has five syllables, the second has seven and the third one also has five.
Usually haikus are easy to write but it’s a challenge when it comes to describing hockey players. Haikus aren’t the most elegant pieces of poetry but they are simple and fun.
Let’s get into it.
The Forwards
The power play guy
Hasn’t done much at evens
Has put up nine points
Has 23 points
He should be producing more
Great at faceoffs though.
Goal droughts this season
Boeser’s shot isn’t the same
It’s a contract year
Garland spins and spins
Has gone quiet with the offence
Still a fun player
He’s been a let down
Petey needs the confidence
Don’t give up on him
Miller is quite good
The Canucks leader in points
Trade value is high
Hasn’t been a fit
Fine on evens, poor on kill
Only has two goals
Improved with Boudreau
Defensive game has improved
Shown good awareness
Hasn’t done a lot
Wasn’t supposed to make the team
But did anyway
He has missed some time
Brings energy to fourth line
Not a bad player
He works really hard
The offence has dried up though
The sophomore slump
Hasn’t been scoring
Helping in some other ways
Contract still isn’t good
Motte brings tons of speed
Between the legs goal was nice
Has some trade value
The Russian rookie
Is gradually improving
The points will come soon
Defencemen
The Maple Ridge man
Has struggled with his home team
Makes defensive gaffs
Has shown some toughness
A fine seventh defenceman
But gets caught on rush
Let’s get drunk on Schenn
He throws a lot of big hits
Defensively been good
Defence has been fine
His contract is an anchor
Lacking the offence
Putting up the points
Has improved defensively
Still a great skater
Only played nine games
He’s been out of the line up
and still MIA
Signed a four-year deal
Defence and puck control poor
It’s only year one
The chaos giraffe
Shown some improvement with Bruce
But still chaotic
Goaltenders
The Canucks All-Star
Has been consistent all year
In Demko we trust
Halak has looked fine
Bonus could be a problem
Might as well trade him
In the NHL
For the first time in five years
And he has done well
So this was pretty fun to write but it took awhile. (especially with getting the syllables right.) Let me know in the comments or Facebook comments or on Twitter what you think of my Canucks haikus.